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Amanda, 22, New york
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blackguysloveblackgirls:

thetrillestqueen:

cumheregyal:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dmx on a sling shot ride lmao im donee

I am DMX on all rides

LOL omg why did that make me so happy

DMX is actually a bundle of joy


" I..I can’t breath" I say almost inaudibly as I lay in bed smothered in smoke. I feel around the bed, searching for my wife. " Sarah, Sarah" I say a little louder as I get out of bed to search for her. I reach the knob and it burning hot. I singe my hand and reach for a towel. As I open the door, the   temperature seems to rise. There is a blazing fire streaming through the house. " Dad, Dad help me" My son screams from his room which a wall of fire as erupted in front of. As I turn to go get a bucket of water from the bathroom I see my wife asleep on the couch . I shake her awake, " Sarah, wake up" she jolts awake. The fire has frown bigger by then and the roof is starting to collapse near my sons room. I reached for my wife and ran towards the door, by the time we reached the neighbors it was too late.
" I have been trouble sleeping ever since that night" I say as I sit on this vinyl couch bearing my soul to this therapist that I barely even know. " why do you think that is" says Glenda the court appointed psychologist who is here to deem fit or insane. " I can’t stop thinking about that night. hearing him screaming for me, I can’t get the screams out of my head" I say as I lay my head in my hands. "it’s been over a year Michael, you need to stop blaming yourself, it was an accident". she says in a soft voice. " I can’t take the screaming anymore" I say as I begin to bang my hands against my head. " Is that why you killed your wife, Michael?  Because of the screaming?" She said curiously. " Yes", I whispered as I slowly come to a complete stop.  " It made the screams quieter", I said smiling slyly.








khaleesi-stars:

hellazan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!!

my hero




shithowdy:

boneycircus:

lunar-lavender:

cognitivedissonance:

"The Satanic Temple set up a website where women seeking an abortion can print out a letter for her healthcare provider explaining why she is exempt from informed consent mandates.

The letter reads that ‘[a]ll women who share our deeply held belief that their personal choices should be made with access to the best available information, undiluted by biased or false information, are free to seek protection with this exemption whether they are members of the Satanic Temple or not.’”

YES.

This is outstanding.

*cackling*




Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Nuclear Weapons (HBO)



morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 



just-yasmeen:

askboxmemes:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

this one is so much fun




gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating






Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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